dilluns 6 de setembre de 2010

And now for something completely different


Welcome Lady's and Gentlemen , people from all over the world and even from those strange places that would make puke the most filthy and rotten scum of our little towns.
I’ve noticed this last days that the number of scottish  readers has raised in such a very strange way.
I think this is quite suspicious... I remember in 1875 , when an army of  scot blogreaders absolutely out of control attacked a shop of fake red beards. This huge amount of drunk and beardless sons of Scotland destroyed the old Flinn McMarmaran O’callahan’s son's fake red beards shop and caused the panic all over the town. Leading this crowd of blog addict islanders , was the late Fish of Monique III of Russia , whose terrible and aquatic name would be remembered by the whishers of false red beards forever after.
Ooohh... Terrible images come to my mind... what a fishy cold blood lack of mercy in its round and black eyes.
And you may say : “What the hell is this catalan foul talking about? This is a nonsense , what a bloody waste of time , i’d rather be devoured by a furious and hungry group of non-dead parrots!”
And , oh my dear friends , you couldn’t be more wrong! If you haven’t get nothing at all , try to read it again , and again , and once more if you still  don’t get it.



Waiting to be corrected , I say ,honestly and deeply but not in a gay way at all , goodbye.
tvkeeper
of Ulm

1 comentaris:

  1. [Una mica tard]
    Aaaaaaiiiiiii escotsmàaaan escotsmàaaaannn!

    Per quan el llibre amb les històries?

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